Struggling Student: I just fell asleep on my desk
Struggling Student: my head hurts
Concerned Friend: go to bed
Struggling Student: I have so much to read though
Concerned Friend: sparknotes is a dear friend of mine would you like to meet him?
Struggling Student: ha, college material?
Concerned Friend: he knows a hell of alot of college books, you should check him out...in a non-gay sort of way
Concerned Friend: unless you swing that way which is TOTALLY cool by me!
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